Just as funny...............

I went to the doc's today to do medical for adoption and she weighed me...................... mmmmmmmmm I think your scales are wrong I say, she admits she needs new ones but doesn't go and get others from another room, wait for it .............................. 74 kilo's, I love her scales, mine read 82.4 kilo's! I have also always been told I am 170 cm's but she tells me I'm 166 cm's???? Doctor wrote all of this on the report. At least now I may be slightly overweight instead of 'obese'.